On Open Letter to the Remaining Members of the BJ and the Bear Fan Club:
Dear Fellow Lovers of Freedom, and Monkeys,
   Have you noticed that it's perfectly acceptable to replace actually being
funny with obscure references to 70's and 80's pop culture.  That being said,
I wonder how many people are still wearing their "Who Shot JR T-shirts"?  It
also disappoints me that the television game show based on Rubiq's Cube
never got beyond the developmental stage. By the way, I THINK I'm joking about
the Rubiq's cube game show. It's just too damn scary to think that I may be
serious.  It also makes me angry to think they may make a live action movie
based on the hit cartoon Speed Racer (serious on this one). Those damn fat cats
in Hollywood only care about making money.  They could never understand the
true artistic vision, of whatever the hell the name is of the Japanese company 
that made the cartoon.  Thinking about Hollywood force feeding us some slick,
special effects ridden, story lacking, version of a beloved childhood memory
makes me get all emotional.  Then again, I'm just an emotional person. I used 
to get all teary-eyed when she ran crying Wildfire.  Hey, I got an idea, let's
talk nostalgically about things that haven't even happened yet. Remember that
show that replaced Seinfeld.  What a minute Star Trek already does that: Let us
not forget the lessons we learned in the Thirty Years War, the American Civil
War, The Altair 6 Conflict.
                                                  --- Ollie
                                                      Wishing he'd joined more
                                                      clubs as a kid and
                                                      watched less TV